Robert Fleming

all miracles can be reversed

pregnant  // abort

unpregnant // inseminate

vasectomy // reconnect

divorced // re-marry

dead  // exhume

Reversal Clinic can reverse anything

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sadie’s kvetch

my children have no children

my son schtupps a shiksa

i schtupp to schtupp

i refuse baal

i vibrate on the sabbath

i eat tref on yom kippur

baal eats another baal’s balls

oy vey what a shandala this is

i eat matzah balls not baal’s balls

baal is na’aph fagela

my chicken is dryer than the sinai

i work outside the house

i uncover my head in public

i’m on the pill

my womb is barren

oy vey what a shandala this is

i gett baal

what a zhydovka miracle am I

day 4,540,000,000,289

re-make in three days

odd days are slime-seaweed diplodocus dung

don’t re-do in the first order nor form

X

firmament and land are already done

don’t separate the earth and heaven

day-one make lime sugar-free jell-o gelatin

PERI

the flood missed a pistachio do-over

water first then land why?

don’t make a shore

MENT

day-two make sage side-winders sunning in sand dunes

leave animals and plants in the garden

don’t make man

EXPERIMENT

day-three roll pickle play-doe into gardener snakes